It is so shocking that in 2025, you still do not fully understand what war is. Israel Palestine, Ukraine Russia—shut up! Literally who cares. Your mind is a parochial place, the neanderthal twang in your nerves somehow dodged the evolutionary path. It is so obvious, so apparent, what war actually is.
Wars are not about what country, what group, or what class is opposed to who. Every single war throughout history, and the genocides that are waiting for arrival from the future, are proxy wars. Every war is a proxy war between competing microbiomes, clashes of microbial civilizations. Aiming to absorb the other to achieve total domination, imperialism hijacks its hosts for its bacterial supremacy. Gut flora is an uncontrollable id as microbiota seeks its acceleration to territorialize human activity within its species-box.
Probiotic-blitzkrieg.
Every war is a eugenic crusade of microbial supremacy. Kombucha-warfare. Primordial trenches of gut flora firebombing for the ancestral intestinal claims. Manifesting bacterial lebensraum.
Why do you think America is such a warmonger? They are the country at the forefront of artificial microbiotic intelligence with their unprecedented levels of highly-processed foods. The gut-scape of the 21st century American is a highly militarized zone powered by high-fructose corn syrup. The rest of the world cannot compete, they lose 9 times out of 10 to America’s weapons of mass digestion. America’s hyper-engineered ultra-nationalist strains of gut bacteria are poised to accelerate the microbial apocalypse. The genocide of the microbiogestation is at hand! Marx warned of this coming culturative destruction.
But microbiotic-China is arriving at your throat. Sino-hypersynthetic artifical microbiotics of the future arrive via anastrophe to steal the microbial crown. The future hegemon of life will be of the General Tso variety.
Only through the creation of the ultimate fusion food can world peace be achieved. The Soylent Green of tomorrow will come in to correct the world. The ultimate dish, the consumatory blending of bacterial sex derived from all cultures left remaining after the incoming genocide. Natto is an engine of geopolitical supremacy, surströmming as the vanguard of biotic territorialization. Welcome the Gutocene and reject the anthro, microbial sovereignty will soon arrive to erase human borders. Until the microbiotic singularity arrives, I advise caution in your consumption habits.
You are not a human. Wars are not about humanity. Get that out of your outmoded head.
You are an ambulatory battlefront for microbial supremacists who demand the total annihilation of their designated subspecies. You are nothing more than a vessel, a carrier of life to which you and your species will be nothing more than a forgotten remnant.
When you will have made bacteria a biome without humans, then you will have delivered him from all his automatic reactions and restored him to his true freedom.
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