not meant to be taken seriously

  • The Spectaclist

    The Spectaclist loves the news. They love popular culture. They love to consume, to watch, to stay up to date. They live in the now, present in contemporary understandings. Which could never be a futile feedback loop of hopeless misery.

  • Mediatized Superstimuli

    All life becomes mediatized, experience now consumable via multistimuli form. An experience is not lived through in these conditions, instead you live a life of a perma-voyeur. Simultaneously hyperstimulated and unsatisfied, two magnetized points through which you cycle through.

  • Pig Slop

    Establishing a thesis for Pig Slop

  • Back to the Slophouse

    I was a LeapFrog, you were 3 years old.

  • Technocapital Cuck

    Humans are the unthought-of subordinates, the neglected third wheel to the acceleration of technology and capital. The saddest cuck in the poly relationship. Watching technology and capital fuck while being invited to watch dejectedly on a Temu plastic migrant-labour-made stool in the corner of the room. Allowed to speak, but both technology and capital are…

  • Phonewatching

    Anyone else ever been jarred from what someone else has as their phone wallpaper? I have a bad habit of looking at other people’s phone screens on transit. I’m fascinated by it. Little glimpses into people’s lives.

  • Electrical-Umbilical Battery Statuses

    I think a person who wants to see the percentage of their battery status has a different approach to life compared to someone who is happy just to see the extent to which the small battery visualization box is being filled.

  • Notes on Determinism: Turing, Eliza, and Kismet

    The meaning of the word Kismet holds its roots in the Arabic language, and conveys the meanings of fate, destiny, and predestination, carrying a sort of hauntingly beautiful disposition. What does it mean for us to live with the technological developments of the computer? An acceptance of kismet. 

  • A Violent Entertainment

    No entertainment you consume can be digested into waste, it stays tumourlike. Keep gorging—your near future will resemble nothing human. What would your mirror reflection look like if it showed your media body? Your media mass index (MMI) will swerve higher than 25. You are obese on entertainment—your consumption is violence.

  • Seasonal Depression

    Is there a vitamin that can give me the sensation of rain. The equivalent of what vitamin D is for the sun. My seasonal depression seems to always point to the want that the weather is not gloomy or cold enough.